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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Latest episodes

aired 16 days ago
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
aired 22 days ago
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
aired 22 days ago
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
aired 22 days ago
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; when Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.
aired 22 days ago
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
aired 22 days ago
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
aired 22 days ago
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
aired 22 days ago
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
aired 22 days ago
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
aired 22 days ago
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
aired 22 days ago
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
aired 22 days ago
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
aired 22 days ago
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
aired 22 days ago
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
aired 23 days ago
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
aired 23 days ago
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
aired 23 days ago
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
aired 23 days ago
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
aired 23 days ago
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
aired 23 days ago
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
aired 23 days ago
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
aired 23 days ago
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
aired 23 days ago
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
aired 23 days ago
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
aired 23 days ago
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
aired 23 days ago
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
aired 23 days ago
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
aired 23 days ago
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
aired 29 days ago
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
aired 29 days ago
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
aired 29 days ago
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
aired 29 days ago
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
aired 29 days ago
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
aired 29 days ago
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
aired 29 days ago
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
aired 29 days ago
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
aired 29 days ago
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
aired 29 days ago
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
aired 29 days ago
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
aired 29 days ago
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
aired 29 days ago
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
aired 29 days ago
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
aired 30 days ago
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
aired 30 days ago
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
aired 30 days ago
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
aired 30 days ago
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
aired 30 days ago
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
aired 30 days ago
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
aired 30 days ago
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
aired 30 days ago
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
aired 30 days ago
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
aired 30 days ago
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
aired 30 days ago
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
aired 30 days ago
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
aired 30 days ago
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
aired 30 days ago
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
aired 36 days ago
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
aired 36 days ago
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
aired 36 days ago
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
aired 36 days ago
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
aired 36 days ago
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
aired 36 days ago
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
aired 36 days ago
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
aired 36 days ago
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
aired 36 days ago
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
aired 36 days ago
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
aired 37 days ago
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
aired 37 days ago
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
aired 37 days ago
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
aired 37 days ago
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
aired 37 days ago
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
aired 37 days ago
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
aired 37 days ago
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
aired 37 days ago
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
aired 37 days ago
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
aired 37 days ago
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
aired 37 days ago
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
aired 37 days ago
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
aired 37 days ago
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
aired 43 days ago
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
aired 43 days ago
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
aired 43 days ago
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
aired 43 days ago
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
aired 43 days ago
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
aired 43 days ago
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
aired 43 days ago
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
aired 43 days ago
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
aired 43 days ago
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
aired 44 days ago
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
aired 44 days ago
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
aired 44 days ago
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
aired 44 days ago
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
aired 44 days ago
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
aired 44 days ago
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
aired 44 days ago
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
aired 44 days ago
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
aired 44 days ago
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
aired 44 days ago
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
aired 44 days ago
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
aired 44 days ago
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
aired 44 days ago
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
aired 44 days ago
Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
aired 50 days ago
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
aired 50 days ago
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
aired 50 days ago
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
aired 50 days ago
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
aired 50 days ago
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
aired 50 days ago
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
aired 50 days ago
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
aired 50 days ago
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
airs in 13 days
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
airs in 13 days
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
airs in 13 days
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
airs in 13 days
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
airs in 13 days
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
airs in 13 days
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
airs in 13 days
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
airs in 13 days
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
airs in 13 days
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
airs in 13 days
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
airs in 13 days
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
airs in 13 days
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
airs in 13 days
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
airs in 13 days
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
airs in 12 days
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
airs in 12 days
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
airs in 12 days
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
airs in 12 days
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
airs in 12 days
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
airs in 12 days
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
airs in 12 days
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
airs in 12 days
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
airs in 12 days
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
airs in 12 days
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
airs in 12 days
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
airs in 12 days
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
airs in 12 days
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
airs in 12 days
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
airs in 6 days
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
airs in 6 days
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
airs in 6 days
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
airs in 6 days
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
airs in 6 days
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
airs in 6 days
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
airs in 6 days
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
airs in 6 days
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
airs in 6 days
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
airs in 6 days
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
airs in 6 days
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
airs in 6 days
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
airs in 6 days
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
airs in 6 days
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
airs in 5 days
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
airs in 5 days
Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
airs in 5 days
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
airs in 5 days
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
airs in 5 days
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
airs in 5 days
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
airs in 5 days
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
airs in 5 days
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
airs in 5 days
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
airs in 5 days
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
airs in 5 days
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
airs in 5 days
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
airs in 5 days
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
airs in 5 days
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
aired 1 day ago
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
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Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
aired 1 day ago
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
aired 1 day ago
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
aired 1 day ago
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
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Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
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Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
aired 1 day ago
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
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Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
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Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
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Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
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Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
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Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
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Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
aired 2 days ago
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
aired 2 days ago
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
aired 2 days ago
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
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Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
aired 2 days ago
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
aired 2 days ago
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
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When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
aired 2 days ago
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
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Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
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Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
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Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
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A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
aired 2 days ago
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
aired 8 days ago
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
aired 8 days ago
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
aired 8 days ago
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
aired 8 days ago
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
aired 8 days ago
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
aired 8 days ago
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
aired 8 days ago
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
aired 8 days ago
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
aired 8 days ago
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
aired 8 days ago
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
aired 8 days ago
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
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When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
aired 8 days ago
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
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When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
aired 9 days ago
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
aired 9 days ago
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
aired 9 days ago
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
aired 9 days ago
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
aired 9 days ago
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
aired 9 days ago
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
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Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
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Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
aired 9 days ago
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
aired 15 days ago
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
aired 15 days ago
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
aired 15 days ago
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
aired 15 days ago
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
aired 15 days ago
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
aired 15 days ago
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
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Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
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After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
aired 15 days ago
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
aired 15 days ago
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
aired 15 days ago
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
aired 15 days ago
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
aired 15 days ago
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
aired 15 days ago
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
aired 16 days ago
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
aired 16 days ago
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
aired 16 days ago
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
aired 16 days ago
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
aired 16 days ago
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
aired 16 days ago
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
aired 16 days ago
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
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After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
aired 16 days ago
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
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Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
aired 16 days ago
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
aired 16 days ago
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
aired 16 days ago
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

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