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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

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Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
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Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
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Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
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Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
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Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
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Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
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Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
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When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
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Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
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Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
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Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
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Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
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Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
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Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
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Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
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Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
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Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
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In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
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Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

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