Pacientes desafortunados incluyen, un fiestero con un roto en la cabeza; una pesa para pescar incrustada en un ojo; una pulseada causa una fractura de brazo; una hombre corta su espina dorsal.

Un hombre se resbala con unas tijeras; sanguijuelas entran en la boca de una mujer.

Una aguja larga incrustada en la pierna de un estudiante; una mano sumergida en alquitrán hirviendo; una pierna perdida en un accidente con una cortadora de césped.

Un fiestero destrozado por un altoparlante; una adolescente con un bulto causado por un sujetador; una colegiala a la que se le ha quedado un tren de juguete pegado a los dedos.

Un jugador de rugby con el dedo dislocado; un grupo de estudiantes son quemados cuando explota una fogata; una conductora tropieza cuando persigue su coche desenfrenado.

Un adolescente que pisó un clavo de cuatro pulgadas, una mujer herida después de golpear a su compañera mientras dormía y un leñador que se cortó el brazo con una motosierra.

Un conductor es atropellado por su propio coche; una niña es lastimado jugando un videojuego; los cirujanos reparan el cráneo roto por pelar su cara.

Un hombre de cocina sus propios glúteos; un constructor es empalado por el muslo; la rodilla de un jugador de fútbol se tuerce; brazo de un granjero cortado.

Un hombre pierde la parte superior del dedo con la cadena de la bicicleta; los cirujanos inflan la cabeza de un hombre con globos para salvarlo.

A butcher is impaled on a meat hook; a gardener's fingers are lacerated by a lawnmower; a man is scalped from an industrial machine.

A taxi driver breaks her wrist; a man shoots himself in the finger with a nail gun; a man hacks his head in half with a grinder.

A woman's rugby game casualty; a colorful contusion; a man has steel rods plunge into his eye.

Una pareja casi muere debido a la peste bubónica; un estudiante bosteza y se disloca la mandíbula; un hombre se deshace la mano con aspas de un aeromodelo; una reacción alérgica rara.

Un hombre se pega un sombrero a su cabeza, un paciente sufre un extenso sangrado nasal, una boda termina en accidente y un barbero sobrevive el ataque de 2,000 abejas asesinas.

A granny hurts her angle after moshing in church; woodwork turned to massacre; a boy is speared by a flagpole.

A worker slices off his fingertip; a child hides money in his throat; freak accident with a cow.

A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a chair; a butcher's minced thumb; a woman's eye devoured by a bug.

A man with ballooning lips; a farmer with an obliterated knee; a finger accident in a car fan belt; DIY enthusiast excavates his intestines.

A housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread; a dog walker's finger is pulled off; a man impaled after a car crash is saved by surgeons.

Turkey traumas; a run-in with a reindeer; a builder nail-guns his finger; a farmer has a slip with a power tool.

A vet is attacked by a cat; chefs' eyes are fried in the kitchen; a man is gored by a cow; a keg falls on a bartender's foot.

"Untold Stories of the E.R." is a fast-paced medical series that blends re-enactments of real emergency room cases with comments by the actual physicians and nurses involved in the procedures. Often the patients give first-person accounts as well, and some even play themselves during the re-enactments.

The title of this documentary series doesn't beat around the bush, but if confusion still exists for some, the re-enactments contained within should seal the deal. The hourlong episodes tell stories of sexual escapades gone wrong, resulting in a medical mishap that leaves one participant needing emergency care. On the surface that's not a laughing matter, although some of the tales can be described as hilarious. Others, to be sure, are horrifying, but all of them are told by the actual couples who, in the heat of the moment, got themselves into a fix and needed a doctor to get them out.

A&E Network's popular "Nightwatch" nonfiction series, which follows the work of emergency medical technicians during the overnight shift, expands to include more cities, more 911 calls, and more first responder heroes. Working in cities such as Yonkers, N.Y.; Austin, Texas; Tucson, Ariz.; and Baton Rouge, La., the EMTs tackle emergencies on every level, bringing viewers along for the ride while also experiencing the high intensity environment of the call centers. Racing from city to city, the series follow multiple teams of brave men and women who stop at nothing to keep America safe while others sleep.

Showcasing the amazing stories of human drama captured in actual 911 calls, this series reveals both the heroism of the dispatchers and the courage of those calling in hopes of finding immediate assistance.

What makes an emergency medical technician's job so exciting? Each day brings a different set of challenges and experiences. Some are crisis-related, others can best be described as lighthearted, but the common thread is that all are memorable. "OMG! EMT!" presents a behind-the-scenes picture of a rescue professional's unpredictable job. The series features unusual emergency calls -- as told by actual EMTs who face these stranger-than-fiction scenarios every day. From the ridiculous to the downright crazy, every call must be taken seriously, even when it proves to be difficult for the professionals to keep a straight face.

Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick is one of England's top veterinarians. This series showcases Fitzpatrick and his staff treating hard-to-cure ailments with innovative care and surgical techniques. The program gives the often emotional stories of pets, owners and the passionate team that pushes boundaries of medicine to save animals from life-threatening conditions. Nicknamed the Bionic Vet, Fitzpatrick employs more than 100 people at his neurosurgery and orthopedic clinic in Surrey, England.